Drama Auditons

Yesterday I had drama auditions. It went really well. I had read the play book at least 3 times and I had practiced accents weeks ahead of time. When I got to the auditons (after school, in the gym.) I rolled up my sweat pants and aw what do you I was wearing grey stripish knee socks(to give myself a little bit of a pirate look). I originally wanted to be Sarah Huffington. She is a rich girl, who wants to marry a pirate and she is bored with her life, so she goes and searches for this pirate Bluebeard(who is actually a retired not so cool guy.) Now she is the best girl a part in the play(she has the mst lines)and the play itself is kind of naemd after her(Jolly Rodger and "the pirate queen") SHe is the pirate queen. I changed my mind about being her. First of all I don't have the same appreciation for her lines as other kids do. Second, I really like this one part of Long John Sliver. He is the real pirate, who has a reall thick accent, and gets to tutor this other guy to be a pirate so he can make Sarah fall in love wit him.

My favorite part would have to be this guy Dandy(yes he is named afer my cat, who is named after...)He is a poetic pirate, who says a few monologes that rhym, but they are very funny. He only has 50 lines though, which I don't really think is worth it cuz we have to have practices for about 4 months. But I wouldn't be disappointed if I got that part.

We find out who got what part on monday. Gives me time to build up lots of anticipation.


MMMmm I love coming home to Java coffee ice cream in the freezer. Yummy!

New suspect

Mr. Janitor guy didn't do the crime. So that leaves the Evil Science teacher. I suspected her from the start.

My OUST has been stolen.

Today I got to school and it smelt as usual. Awful! I went to the bathroom to spray my bottle of OUST everywhere. And Oh no!! My bottle of oust which I paid for with my own money which cost 4$ dollars was gone!. I asked the teacher if she knew where my oust was and she said"no." And then referred me to the other teacher. Well during the afternoon I told the other teacher whom I was referred to "I put a bottle of OUST in the girls bathroom because it smelt really bad. But now my bottle oust is gone. DO you know where it is?" She said "no. Maybe the janitor did something with it." OK well I walk around the class room looking for my oust. And I can't find it anywhere. I have no more work so I try to read a book, but I cannot possibly bring myself to read this book when I am thinking where on earth could my bottle of OUST be? A little later I ask my teacher if I could ask the janitor if he might know where my oust was. Well basically she told I had no business bringing oust to school and to defenently not bother the janitor. Psh. I SO did. If anyone has to sit in that smelly classroom all day they deserve a bottle of oust. And then I told her I didn't think it would affect anyone thus I didn't think it would be a big deal at all. And that its non carcinogenic so it wouldn't be hurting anyone. Nope she didn't care. And then she went on to talk about how she is a "febreze girl". (No I respectfully did not tell her of my opinion of febreze.)

The Google Geeks

So my scheme was unsuccesful.
No more need to give me "skcilca"(pig latin for that secret word which I can't say because the evil google geeks might see it and hunt me down and then who knows what. I might even take one of 'em geeks on.). That's my new name for them "The Evil Google Geeks". They certainly are evil. I was up to $48 and psh. Gone. Oh well, life goes on. Today was a very relaxed day. Nothing to drastic. Nothing to exciteful. Thus the reason for my short post.

Chiropractic Care. For Better, For Worse?

Many people are saying that Chiropractic care is an unsafe and unreliable health decision. I think otherwise. Yes, Chiropractic care may have it's downplays but in the long run it is the best form of western medicine we can give to our bodies. Chiropractor don't have a very big field to cover. They stick to what they know and do not exceed into others doctors business. Chiropractors for that reason are respected by Family health doctors. What do Chiropractors exactly do?

Chiropractors receive a general education on human physiology and biology, but their main focus is the spinal column. Chiropractors believe that the vertebrae of the spine and neck are routinely pulled out of alignment by everyday stressors, and these misalignments (called subluxations) can be the root cause of a myriad of physical and mental ailments. By physically manipulating individual vertebrae or readjusting the entire spine, chiropractors hope to relieve pressure caused by subluxations.

Critics of the Chiropractic profession point to all of this spinal manipulation as a potentially dangerous practice. Almost all joints will generate a satisfying 'pop' as gases in the cartilage are released. This doesn't mean the joint is more aligned than before the manipulation. Neck vertebrae are especially vulnerable to fractures leading to paralysis, so chiropractors constantly run the risk of causing serious injury for relatively few proven health benefits.

My conclusion...

Web Design In Central Florida

Web designers in Central Florida are charging way too much for simple web pages. They charge crazy amounts for such simple pages that a child could make in a week (if the child has DSL). If you just skip going to the local web designer and create the page yourself you could save thousands. All you need to create your own web design are very few. A good fast computer, a DSL internet connection, and a self explanatory book that you can get from the library.

Sounds pretty simple right? Then why do web designers charge so much for these simple pages? Because they can. The thought of having to do something new that they are not familiar with sounds way to burdensome for a lot of people. To everyone who's not too familiar with web design, "It's not that hard." Get yourself a book. Give yourself a solid afternoon. Save $ thousands.

Get it?

Alice: Skating got canceled
Go figure.

Julia: Haha
Julia: Lol

Alice: You got it my joke? Isn't it great.

Julia: Yea

Chiropractical Help is Great and so is Florida Hospital.

Chiropractor is cost-effective in treating chronic back pain. Every one should seek chiropractic care on an annual basis. Maybe everyone should even see a chiropractor on a weekly basis or maybe even daily! chiropractic care has helped many golf players. Since people who are involved in this sport tend to put their backs in odd or flexed positions. Because of this it is important for them to seek chiropractic care. This care will help their backs and other joints or whatever muscles they use in the eh sport to heal and not become stiff. If they don't do this by the time they are 80 there backs will be as stiff as a bone. That's not very good, so they should regularly have check ups by a chiropractor. This will help their health greatly. Did you know that children who use backs packs in school increase the risk of back injury by 78% when they are adults. These are shocking statistics! I believe every child should use a backpack with wheels. In many Pre Schools they do not allow backpacks with wheels. This should end immediately! I hope everyone will soon go and visit a chiropractor or some sort of Doctoral help. I hope my chiropractic information has helped you.

Florida Hospital is a very clean and nice looking a hospital. Go Florida Hospital! We all love Florida Hospital.

I Put My Pledge To Good Use

OK, In case you haven't heard of my generic pledge. Well then now you know. Today I went upstairs and noticed a certain white fluffy cat named twirly sticking its head through the secret cat door thats in the corner of the upstairs wall. I have no idea how cats get in through this certain door but I do know one thing Luna started the trend. Tis Tis luna! I see Twirly sticking its head through and I imediately make a sudden move and it runs.

Later on that day about and hour ago I was polishing up my floors. And this genius idea came to my head. I took my bottle of generic pledge and sprayed all over the wood next the door and allll inside the little hole in the wall that twirly has been trying to sneak through. MWAHAHA.

I Frivolously Deleted Spam Mail Every 34 Seconds

Yesterday morning I told myself that I was going to go out in service. But unfortunately I woke up quite late in the day. I went and checked my email account. I was astounded by the amount of spam mail I receive. I had to select all and then report spam at least for a whole 6 pages of mail. Since I had a pretty empty day to the fact that I missed service. I recorded how often I get spam mail. For the first few minutes I recorded that Ii received a spam email every 34 seconds. When it got into the afternoon around 1:00 my the amount slowed down to every 2 and a half to 3 minutes.This morning I checked my email again and found that I had a whole 6 pages of emails that were all spam. I got one about every half minute to a minute. Today it is now late Friday morning. I really need to start going to bed on time, once again I missed the morning service group.

But there are brownies to entertain me today.